But is it really hate?

Everyone has someone they really don't care for... I am apparently just that person. I kinda like it when it comes from this uptight , never had a good time in her life, friend of my neighbor. She is such the slunt wannabe. Fancies herself as this metropolitan diva that slums it from time to time with her old friend from college.
I rub this chicken the wrong way! Everytime! The last time was this weekend...knowing she bristles at my sight I just roll with it. I walk into my neighborhood bar and there she sits... crestfallen at the sight of me. (Game on) Naturally I say hi... and "Wow! How much fucking duct tape did it take to give you that much cleavage!" She made a comment about my facial hair..."Womb Broom Baby, but in your case it protects against rust" Nervous laughter ensues. "But hey, I'll still do you if you want a charitable donation but I want a reciept for my taxes" Three insults and less than five minutes after my arrival she refused to acknowlege even my presence (Game over)

We laughed all night; and kept sending her glasses of ice.

FYI: Slunt(n.) a sleezy cunt.