And speaking of hookers earlier...
My favorite hooker story involves a really large man we all called Big Daddy. (this is the short version) He was pretty big, so big his hangover pretty much covered everything down to his knee. Once we arranged a hooker to come take care of Big Daddy. Most in the past would just leave, cursing us all exclaiming that that was too much man for them, blah blah blah. This time our companion was up for a challenge. She wedged up under the horn and was warming him up when he exclaimed "Can you see it little darling?" "I see it Big Daddy" was her mumbled reply to which he said "Well give it my best regards, I haven't seen it in years!"
The rest of the sordid tale of tail will wait, it gets much worse.
My favorite hooker story involves a really large man we all called Big Daddy. (this is the short version) He was pretty big, so big his hangover pretty much covered everything down to his knee. Once we arranged a hooker to come take care of Big Daddy. Most in the past would just leave, cursing us all exclaiming that that was too much man for them, blah blah blah. This time our companion was up for a challenge. She wedged up under the horn and was warming him up when he exclaimed "Can you see it little darling?" "I see it Big Daddy" was her mumbled reply to which he said "Well give it my best regards, I haven't seen it in years!"
The rest of the sordid tale of tail will wait, it gets much worse.
