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Gone too long OR just behaving?

Don't know how or why but by recent behavior has been rather PG-13. Promise to relay the stories I hear.

Age is a bitch!
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And the " OH MY FUCKING GOD AWARD" goes to...

Let's just say anytime you find someone to play "Race Ya" with you have found someone special. Too much, too good, and too dirty dirty!!
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Gone too long

I know its been too long, I appologize. The supply of stories has not dried up nor have I stopped the internal dialogue. I simply have not been writing.
Was on the Eastern Shore of Virginia the other day and have blogfodder...its everywhere! Will post soon.

Game Day

Strange as it may be the local Macados off of University Drive just down the street from VT was business as usual. I like this place because its where the locals come to toss back a few happy hour 2 dollar 24 oz longnecks. Laughter abounds and as I sit at the bar making small talk and typing occasionally. Topics range from local catering restrictions and a need to really cut the grass to “yaint from here r-ya”. Now I am a redneck-American by birth and appreciate the southern end of the spectrum but damn (or should I say dang!) Rarely does anyone see such pride in excessive uses of colloquisms and what I call the “ding dang dong” factor added for effect to every conversation. Now I will admit that this observation is of the men only. The women seem to understand that cuteness is just that and sounding intelligent is better than folksy.

 

The media (its game day) has arrived, not the talent, just the ‘logo shirt” crowd. All the local Cindys just went on full alert. You can smell the FDS in the air! They are ready, they are needy. Who knows when this many not from heres are within reach of the deprived read: depraved  set. Those who rarely if ever have the chance to flirt with men without a pinch between their cheek and gum. Men who groom and drive two wheel drive trucks. Or cars or hybrids…wait, hybrids are crops right? Let the games begin! As I sit and peck at the keyboard I see forces of nature in play.

 

Lambs to the slaughter, moths to the flame.

 

Joanie the Bartroll

Great God! The more you look at her the worse it gets! From the 6 o'clock position she has a fine rear, small firm and sporty. Clearly false advertising! Move in about 100 yards, thin, really long, really blond hair, end zone pretty. Come in on a strafe...hit the ejector, damn the trees! Looks like an extra on a bad film, really wrecked grill, bad front tooth that demands you stare at it. Add a weathered never seen moisture, smokes 3 cartons a week complexion and to top it all off has painted her nails with WHITEOUT! That is just wrong. She hones in on you and you are trapped. Doesn't matter what you say, even me, she will not stop with the unending sad ass story of her miserable dysfunctional excuse of a like, Woe is me... You said it Woe is us.

Damn, I couldn't even ramp it up to insult speed

Don't Apologize damn it!!

She was drunk enough to have no filter. I have not one either so I liked the encounter. You can really get stuff done with that kind of unbridled honesty.

Her: I really like you...you are really nice.
Me: I think you are hot, not nice. Nice sleeps alone.
Her: If I didn't like your wife so much I would have fucked you by now!
Me: I like her too but DAMN that's really flattering!
Her: Yeah, I'm always ready... I'm sorry I haven't blown you yet. Its the least I should have done.
Me:Aw, Baby, don't apologize...

Damn!